Bug-A-Salt 3.0 Gold Digger

We take your money when you’re in need!
Yeah, flies a triflin’ pest indeed!
Here’s our GOLD DIGGER…  Shoo fly, go’n down get down.
Protect your caviar, yacht club, and Bentley with our new, limited edition GOLD DIGGER 3.0 featuring Fiber Optic sighting.
Don’t let the local hotties in your
neighborhood know about this one or they might end up like flies on
shit.  Joking aside, this fully blinged-out gilded beauty will impress. 
Works well in all conditions and is ideal (optic fibers filter ambient
light) for poorly lit horse stables, airport hangers, or 12 car
garages.  GOLD DIGGER 3.0
features all the bells and whistles such as rapid fire, cross-bolt
safety, and greatly increased odds for in-flight take down.  Summon your
inner Floyd Mayweather, keep up with the KARDASHIANS, and live like
LIBERACE in his golden years = Leave no fly left alive!
Updated Features:

Green & Red fiber optic sights for enhanced accuracy in low-light settings.

New, limited edition GOLD finish.
Cross-bolt safety!  Once it’s on, it’s on.  Once it’s off, it’s off.  Feel free to rapid fire, folks!
Sleek design has streamlined the feel of the gun.  It’s like butter on toast.
Updated engineering on trigger mechanism.  It’s now VERY light – so be careful!  Keep away from children, pets & idiots.
Improved, more durable salt hopper makes tactical reloads easy during the heat of battle.
Stronger spring creates a tighter salt pattern.
Non-toxic and no batteries required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
Recommended for soft-bodied insects: common houseflies, mosquitos,
pest/poisonous spiders, small – large (but not XL) roaches, lantern
flies, cabbage worms, earwigs and moths. 
For use by responsible people only.  Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans. 

Includes 1-year warranty, limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.